Julis ReiinMuddyUmHow I Finesse My Way Out of Answering Those Damn ‘Where Are You From’ Questions“Sir, I came from my mother’s womb”·3 min read·Aug 12, 2021--3--3
Julis ReiinLady PiecesHow I Quieted the Voice of Doubt in My Head By Listening to a 24-Hour-Long Video of a Dog Singing…From “You’ll never be published in McSweeney’s” to “AWOOO”·2 min read·Jul 23, 2021--3--3
Julis ReiinMuddyUmI Invented Crying as a Concept— Please Apologize to Me NowCrying without crediting me is disrespectful·2 min read·Jun 30, 2021--3--3
Julis ReiinHumor DarlingLocal Father Stoked You Finally Realize the Fashion Value of CrocsNow we can have matching perforated footwear, honey!·2 min read·Jun 28, 2021----
Julis ReiinGreener Pastures MagazineTell Her You Love Her in All 5 Love LanguagesA guide to getting her hot and energized·2 min read·Jun 23, 2021--1--1
Julis ReiinMuddyUmGoop Blog: A Chill Roundup of Our Newest ObsessionsManifest your brightest, clearest self by purchasing all of these reasonable products, handpicked by the Goop girls!·4 min read·Jun 21, 2021--1--1
Julis ReiinThe HavenUnexpected Benefits of Removing the Tiny, Bearded Man From Your HeartYou’rrrrre outta there, Jesos!·2 min read·Jun 9, 2021--3--3
Julis ReiinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m Momotaro’s Mom, and I Never Asked for Any of ThisThis peach baby saved the town, but he’s ruining my lifestyle·3 min read·Jun 7, 2021--1--1
Julis ReiinMuddyUmHow to Reconcile with Your Pet After You’ve Stepped on Their Little PawFirst of all, how dare you·3 min read·May 25, 2021--6--6
Julis ReiinThe Haven’90s Antennae Hairstyle Back to Remind You of Just How Uncool You Were in the ‘90sYou can run, but you cannot hide behind these thin, face-framing tendrils of hair.·2 min read·May 23, 2021--2--2