You’rrrrre outta there, Jesos!

Photo by Museums Victoria on Unsplash
  1. More room for blood in there.
  2. Jesos’ beard hairs don’t clog my arteries anymore.
  3. I can get a tiny pentagram tattoo without hearing Jesos sigh in disappointment.
  4. He doesn’t knock on my heart during inopportune moments like when I’m about to cut the red wire to defuse a bomb.
  5. I don’t feel an inexplicable urge…


This peach baby saved the town, but he’s ruining my lifestyle

Image created in Canva, based on a photo by mits hak on Unsplash


“PEETS”

First of all, how dare you

“I’m baby. You hurt.” Photo by Álvaro Niño on Unsplash


FASHION, SWEETIE

You can run, but you cannot hide behind these thin, face-framing tendrils of hair.

Photos by Boris Smokrovic and Olena Sergienko on Unsplash (Edited by author)


HUMOR

Please delete it on account of how very bad I look in it

Photo by Ryutaro Tsukata from Pexels


AAPI

Imagine all the people living life in peace

My grandma, cloned (Image by author)


DATING

And he’s waiting for me on Dominion Dating

Photo by Dziana Hasanbekava from Pexels


SATIRE

Take that thing off, girl!

Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels

Baby girl, I remember the beginning of the…


GHOSTY

My soul is stuck in the general vicinity of your entryway, and it’s a major bummer.

Photo by David Waite on Unsplash (Edited by author)


MAMA’S DAY

And so is your mom’s mom

Photo by cottonbro from Pexels (Edited by author)

Julis Rei

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